Friday, 31 January 2014

Part 25-26: Mad At Each Other




part 25 

She leaves z room quietly wiz wicked smile 

After zat Armaan pulled his hair for awhile and laid down on his bed , thinking about his dream and unknowingly a smile crept on his face pata hai kyun hmmm lets see hahaha



“kya sapna tha yaar basket meri itani karib merey bahom mey aur mera nas eeb kharab, maine almost kiss karli usko but sapna nikala (sighed) pata nhi kya hojata hai jab basket merey samney hoti hai meri dill aur dimag par chagayi hai ek pal hasati hai toh dusrey pal rulati hai …. Ek pal care karti hai dusrey pal murder ufff aaj toh din acha tha bachgaya warna basket meri antimsansakr ki puri tayari karkey rakhithi…. Pata nahi kya hai hum dono key beech kya mujhey usey pyar hogaya hai but how cn it b epossible she is nt my type grl ufff …phir bhi usmey ek jadu hai jo mujhey kheechrahi hai uski taraf par abh mujhey bachkey rehna padega basket kisi bhi waqt mera khoon karsakti hai”

Antar atma appeared n laid down beseide armaan while caring his wound on head

“armaan beta bachkey rehna hai toh roj hanuman chalisa padhakar chudail ki spaney nahi ayengey aur aur tuh zindah bhi raheyga”

Armaan shrugged his hand and said “ hunaman chails padahkar neend toh ajayegi par basket ko sapney mey nah dkehun toh neend puri nahi hoti meri … abh iska koi idea hai toh bol warna jaov yeha sey”

Antaratma : jab sandh ki mauth ati haina usko koi nahi bacha sakta pata hai kyun

Armaan curiously “ kyun”

Antaratma “ kyun ki hmmm well mai nahi batunga tuh maar apni maouth mai chala basket par line marney “

Armaan angrily “ mai tera khoon kardunga”

Antaratma “ haan karlenah pehley meko pakad key toh dkehov”

Before armaan catch him he disappeared in air “GAYAB” hahahhaha

Riddhima in her room hugging her teddy nad talking wiz him

“ pata hai teddy maine armaan ko kitni jor sey mara bohot bura lagraha hai soo sad nah itni jor sey mara phir bhi zindah hai ”

She sighed n while slapping her teddy said “ aise kya dekh rahey ho dnt be shocked teddy hum jani dushman hai n I sooo wnt to kill him wiz my own hands vo kkitnah gandah haina hamesha tang karta hai meko par nah teddy vothoda thoda acha bhi hai haan its different merey jitnah acha aur koi hohi nahi sakta bt nah abh kya batun hmm I m going mad pass ata hai fight karti hun aur dur jata hai toh uskey barey mey sochnah ufff job hi ho usney meko elephant bulaya now he has to pay fr it mai kuch nahi karsakti”

In z morning riddhima shouting on ztop f her lungs

“ dinoooooooo dinooooo jaldi raedy hoajov aur kitni der lagovgey maine breakfast bhi banali jaldi karoooo”

Armaan replying her frm inside

“Tum chilnah band karogi toh mai ready hopaunga mai toh aaj pollution board walo ko complain dunga sound pollution tumhari wajehsey hi badh raha hai”

Riddhima laughed at him

“ wah wah dino moring moring joking wow gud fr ur health”

And in her mind

“ aww offcourse joking is gud frr health but joking on me is nt sooo gud fr u dino”

She was arranging plates on table n she forgt spoons …. She quckly smacked herself and turned around to grab zem from kitchen but but but

She bumped into armaan … armaan caught her by waist … ridz hands landed on his bare chest …. now both r luking into eachothers eyes … lost in each other … her hair is still wet n armaan’s eyes fell on one drop on her neck … suddenly he has a strong urge to suck zat drop … pull ridz into rub crushing hug …… he leaned a bit n while taking her sent in “ you r smelling so gud basket”

Riddhima said sme thing in very low voice …. Armaan saw her lip movement n asked

“ jorsey bolo basket abhi abhi toh gala phad phad key chila rahi thi tum”

Riddhima cleared her throat “hmm hmm sachi mey gud smell?”

Armaan smiled a bit n said “haan sachi mey”

Riddhima sighed n said “ thank god armaam I m smelling gud”

Armaan ws soo lost in her but still listening to her every word and asked

“ ismey thank god ki kya baat hai”

Riddhima while taking deep breath “ vo kya hai nah dino u r soo stinky n I stay wiz u under one roof soo nah darlagta hai kahin mai bhi tumhari tarha stinky nah smell karun but if u r saying im smelling gud mathlab tumhari badbhuumeko lagi nahi abh tak issliye godji ko ek thanks toh banti haina dino darling”

Wiz zis statement of ridz armaan cme back to reality frm his lala land he leaves riddhima and said

“ u mean I m stinky”

Riddhima while blowing her nails “ haan u r stinky tumko kisi ney batya nahi dino”

Armaan mockingly “ haan kisi ney nahi bataya jst lke jaise tumhey kisi ney nahi batya ki tumharey nose mey prob hai”

He takes 2 steps n again turned back n said

“waise basket kal mai ek ENT sey appointment leleyta hun tumhari nose ki treatment kardengey ya phir I hve a bettr idea humraey neighbours key pass ek sniffer dog hai do din uskey saat dosti karlo vo sikha degah tumhey sungana”

Riddhima “ awww sachi mey zen I ll surely becme frnd of zat dog n now angrily vo mujhey smell karney ki nahi balki mai usey tumhey roj bite karney ki traning dungi aur tum tabh vet doc key pass permenant patient banjanah”

She takes 2 steps aeay from armaan and zen again turned while blowing her nails

“isn’t it a great idea dino ”

Now both steped toward each other n giving deadly glares … all of sudden

“DING DONG”

Armaan irritated “ kaun hai subah subha”

Ri : vo dur jo door dkehraha haina use open karogey toh pata chaljayega ki kaun hai

Ar :haw really I dnt knw zat

Ri: haan really u dnt know many things dino

Ar : toh sikahdonah mujhey teacher ji

Ri :mai hippopotamus ki teacher banjaungi bt tumhari nt even in ur dreams abh jaov door open karo I hve wrok in kitchen

Ar : mai kyun open karun u go n open

Ri: hmm open karnah hai toh karo warna bhadmey jaov I m going in

Again “DING DONG”

Armaan cursing himself

“ pata nahi jab ye samney ati hai toh mujhey kya hota hai aur iss chudail ko romance ka R bhi nahi ata aur upar jhagda karti rehti hai oh god save me”

Now armaan angrily opens z door n shocked to see ruchika … she huged him n saying “ ohh baby missed u alottt aaj mai tumharey saat uni jaungi … on ur bike”

Armaan is still in shock mode “ kya huva baby u r not happy ?”

Armaan recovered from shock “ yeah yeah I m happy baby”

Ruchika while holding his hand “ baby kyat um mujhey ander invitenahi karogey”

Armaan reluctantly welcomes her in and in side “ oh god ye kya fat hai bakset ki tule hai non of my grlfrnds should cme to home abh vo mujhey zinda jaladegi no doubt about it”

And armaan heard a voice from sky “ ALL THE BEST”

Ruchika comes inside and comfortable sat on z dinning table

“wow armaan tumney breakfast bhi banana ata hai wow”

Armaan wiz a broad smile “ yeah ati hai abh biwi ki khus rakhnah ho toh har admi ko cooking sikhleynah hi cahiye”

Ruchika blused hearing it n said “ zen mujhey tumharey jaise hubby cahiye”

Armaan : yup surely u ll gt a hubby lke me

Ruchika while pouting “ nt lke u hmmkya tum nahi milsaktey baby”

Zen a strong voice came from inside

“ nahi milsakta kyun ki vo mera hai aur raheyga”



part 26


Armaan : yup surely u ll gt a hubby lke me

Ruchika while pouting “ nt lke u hmm kya tum nahi milsaktey baby”

Zen a strong voice came from inside

“ nahi milsaktaaaa”

Ruchika gt sacred wiz z voice and stood up …. Goes near armaan clutching his shirt

“ye kiski awaz hai baby”

Armaan take her hands off and said

“ dar omath baby ye meri grand mom ki awaz hai andar merey grand father key saat ph pey fight kar rahi hai”

Ruchika asked confusingly

“fight kyun”

Armaan thought fr a while n said

“ vo kya haina baby merey dada dadi shadi key frst day sey hi fight kar rahey hai aur abh unkey fights badh gaye hai toh meri dadi gussa hokar yeha agayi hai merey pass ….dada ji maafi mangrahey hai par dadi maafi nahi milsakta karkey jor jor sey chila rahi hai”

Ruchika still confussed n asked

“ but baby tumhari dadi ki voice bohot young lagrahi hai”

Armaan wiz very cute face said

“ aww my baby u r sooo sweet tumko bhudon ki voice bhi young lagrahi hai”

Ruchika ws blushing vry hard n her face turn to red but someone else face turned into mre red lke red chilli n fumes r coming frm her eyes ears n nose …. Breathing heavily fisted her dress and jst waiting to say attackkkk ……

Its is non other zan our darling riddhima n zen she shouted loudly

“ armaan betaaaaaaaaaa hara andar anah”

Hearing it armaan’s heart skip few beats n very nervously n stammeringly said

“ ka ka ka coming dadi”
And to ruchika “ baby jst w8 here dadi ko sabsey milnah acha nahi lagta mai unsey baat kar key abhi ata hun thik hai”

Ruchika: ya baby go tke ur time I ll w8 here n I understand zese bhudi dadi log nah meri dress dekhkar faint hojayengi

Armaan: how sweet of u baby I ll be back in a few … tum aram sey baito yeha

Armaan goes inside slowly first he peeped inside to check hws z mood of his basket but he did nt find her anywhere …. He sighed n steped inside zen he felt a sudden pull on his hand ….

Riddhima was standing behind z door n pulled armaan inside …. Wiz zat sudden pull armaan lost balance n fell down on floor …

Riddhima made him satnd while holding his collar n said

“ mai tumhari dadi hun … meri awaz bhudon jaise hai”

Armaan closed his eyes tightly while covering his face wiz hands

“ basket meri baat toh suno jara”

Riddhima while tightening her grip on collar mre said

“ kyun sunu tumhari baat … waise mai toh bhudi hunt oh obviously abh tak deaf bhi hogayi hongi nah toh hw cme on earth I cn listen u dino”

Armaan : baat suno nah basket plzzzz

Riddhiam fred him frm her grip n crossed her hands across sher chest n wiz lots of anger

“ sunrahi hun bako”

Armaan adjusted his shirt and said

“ basket vo kya haina I knw u dnt lke any of my gf coming home bt trust me I dnt knw anything abut zis and suddenly tumney chilaya n usney pucha zen I gt sacred n confused toh jaldi jaldi ek kahani banah key usko sunadiya n u knw vo tumhari tarha smart n intelligent toh nahi nah jo meri jhoot ko pakadley”

Ridz rolled her eyes n said “ buttering kar rahey ho dino”

Armaan :no no not at all basket mai aur tumhari buttring nope nt even in my dreams

Ri : zen

Armaan : I m prasing u frm zbottom of my heart
Riddhima : awww really dinoo

Armaan: reallyyyyyyy basket

Riddhima: oky zen hmmm abh vo crocodile ghar agayi hai toh tum kya karskatey ho pool u

Armaan : yup right .. poor me nah basket

Riddhima: haan dino… abh tum uskey saat breakfast kartey raho mai abhi tum dono keyliye yummy juice banati hun

Armaan: how sweet basket tum toh sabkeyliye missal ho all should learn frm u hw to traet enemies wen zey cme to ur home

Riddhima: haan dino u fikr nt I ll surely wrte a book on it zen all ll get it thik haina

Armaan: haan basket jot um kaho vo sach aur sahi aur thik hi kehti ho iskeyilava kuch nahi bolti hi nahi

Riddhima : while battling her eyes)dino dnt u think kuch jayda hi tariff horahi hai

Armaan: no nope nahi ais kuch nahi hai maine toh abh tariff shuru bhi nahi ki hai

Riddhima : oh is it so

Armaan: yes it is so basket

Riddhima : acha toh tum chalo crocodile must be w8ng fr u nah I ll quickly mke a fresh juice fr u both

Armaan: thanks basket

Riddhima: awww dadi ko thanks nahi boltey nah dino

Armaan laughed at it n he gt a sudden urge to hug her tight but sacred of her soo he quickly changed his plan of hugging riddhima n comes out of z kitchen

Ruchika : kya kehrahi thi tumhari dadi

Armaan: hmm kuch nahi bas tumharey liye juice bananey ko bolah maine

Ruchika :tum mera kitnah dhyan rakhtey ho baby

N zey both started having breakfast n ruchika started complaining

“ baby dnt u thnk parathom mey ghee jayada hai namak jayada hai mirchi jayada hai infact sabkuch jayada hai sirf ye chuttni achi hai”
Ar : well parathey dadi ney banyi aur chutni maine

Ruchika : oh ic bhdui dadi nah kuch dekhayi nahi diya hoaga issliliye sab kuch do do bar dala hogah

N both laughed loudly


Riddhima ws hearing all frm inside n in her mind “ haso haso aur haso abhi sirf merey haton ka parathey kahye hai jab juice piyogey toh pata chaleyga dadi kya cheez hai “

Riddhima to herself
“ abh kya banuvu mai hmmmmn” nher eyes fell on near by vegetable basket


N an idea clicked in her brain n she shouted wiz glee

“ wat an idea madam j I nn laughed evilishly”
N whiel tlking to walls she started making juice

Soo sabhi viewers ko riddhima gupta ka namaskar aaj mai bohot hi special juive ki recipe sikhungi ek bar apni pati ko ye pilado bas uskey badh vo jindagi bhar apkey hath ka kuch nahi piyega n I ll gve 100%garantee fr zat …

Frst humey juice keyliye ingreadients dekhletey hai

1 bittergourd pice,1white gourd piece,1 jimikand piece,1 sweet potato piece,1 califlower leave,1 bringal,1 ladies finger,1 snake gourd ,lil salt,lil peppar ,n lots of soya sause n if u wnt mre taste zen u cn add lil veniger wiz washing soda

Ye hogayi ingredients nw cmong to z process hmm mai soch rahi thi bitter gourd sirf piece nahi 4 leleti hun it simproves z taste nahh ….

Toh now fill ur mixy jar wiz all z above said ingredients n dnt wash z vegetables usey unmey rehney wali pool pool insects n gems chali jati hai n taste bigadjata hai

Nw pour lil water n grind z ingrediants aftr 3 mins sitch off z mixy n pour z delicious juice in glasses n garnish zem wiz rose petals itney sarey petals dalo ki piney waley ko red rose petal sey key neechey green green juice dekhnah nahi cahiyee

Now place zen in a beautiful try n now z lst n imp step call ur darling hubby in lovly n sweet voice

Opps bt mai toh dadi hun yeha sooo lil change

“armaan betaaaaaaaa”
Hearing a lovly voice armaan madea excuse frm ruchika n cme inside
Riddhima: wiz a happy face “ dino juice is ready to serve”

Armaan: itni jaldi banliya tumney u r a super women bakset

Riddhima: while showing her teeth “ thnk u soo much dino abh yehi baat juice piney key badh bhi bolnah thik hai”

Armaan tkes z try in his hands n goes out n palced it on z table

Ruchika luvs red roses n said “ wow baby dadi ji ney kya garnish ki hai I luved dekh kar hi muah mey pani araha hai jab piyungi toh kya hogahhh jaldi do I cnt w8 mre”

Ar: w8 baby we both drink it together n one go mey thik hai mujhey bhi dadai ki hath ka juice bohot pasnad hai

Ruchika y nt cheers baby n both drnk it in one go

Now ………………………………………………………..

Nxt part mey janleynah hahahhahahhahahhahahha



Wiz luv

Anamika gaddam puran


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