Saturday, 21 February 2015

Biwi no. 1- One shot

"Ar: (mind) Kehte hain ke jab pati ko chot lagti hai to biwi pareshaan hojati hai, Lekin idhar to situation hi alag hai! Mera car accident hoa hai aur uski waja se mujhe kuch bruises bhi ayye hai, aur mera right hand fracture hogaya! Lekin meri biwi ko idhar koi parwa nahi hai. Meri biwi pareshaan hone ki jaga mujhe pareshaan Kari hai!

Armaan sat there on the bed looking at his angry wife who was lecturing him. Her eyes were red and wide with anger. Her hands were rested on her waist.

Ri: Armaan aise koi Karta hai Kya? Dheko kitni chot Aayi hai! Kitni dafa kaha hai ke rash driving na kiya karo!
Ar: Jaan I was getting late for my meeting!!
Ri: to agar subha jaldi uth jaate to Aisa nahi hota!!!
Ar: (romantically) main subha jaldi hi Utha tha! Bus tumein dhek ke Sab bhul gaya!
Ri: (frustrated) ARMAAN! Tum agar aapna daily romance chodo ge to Aisa kuch nahi hoga! Abh tum yaha betho aur main first aid leke aati Hun!

Saying that she rushed out of their room while armaan made a frown face.


Ar: dheka Maine kaha tha na! Meri biwi ko meri ko parwa hi nahi hai! Huh! Aur ooper as kehrahi hai ke meri galti hai! Meri kya galti hai agar main uss ke saath romance Karta Hun! Kisi ko kadar hi nahi hai mere pyaar ki!!!

WHILE DOWNSTAIRS

Riddhima ran down as fast as she could. Nikki who was coming back from college bumped into her. She held by the shoulders inorder to stop her.

Ni: arre bhabhi itni jaldi mein kyun hai?
Ri: who…niks…armaan…chot…accident!
Ni: kya? Bhabhi dhere boliye!!!
Ri: (tearful) niks…armaan…meeting Keliye nikla tha parr beech raste mein… mein uska accident hogaya!
Ni: WHAT?
Ri: tum uske paas jao main first aid leke aati hunn!!

Riddhima ran to get the first aid box while Nikki ran upstairs to armaan's room. She entered to see armaan sitting holding his right arm.

Ni: bhai!!!
Ar: (to himself) agayi dusri hitler! Ekk abhi gayi thi ke dusri aagayi!!!
Ni: bhai yeh Sab?
Ar: kuch nahi yaar accident aur Teri bhabhi ne yeh baat aapne sar pe chada rakhi hai!!!
Ni: kya Matlab hai bhai! Aapko itni chot aayi hai aur aap keh rahe ke kuch nahi hoa?

Armaan was about to say something when riddhima entered with the first aid kit. She came and sat next to him on the bed.

Ni: bhabhi mom ko pata hai kya accident ke bare mein?
Ri: nahi Nikki, woh grocery Karne gayi hain!!!
Ni: acha main unko phone karke aati hunn!!

Nikki left and riddhima gave armaan a deadly glare. She opened the first aid box and took some Cotten out and put antiseptic on it. She slowly cleaned his wound on his forehead, while he hissed in pain. He turned his turned his head aside not letting her clean the wound.

Ri: Armaan kya hai?
Ar: ouch riddhima dard horahi hai!
Ri: armaan shukar karo ke main doctor hunn warna pade rehte hospital mein.
Ar: (murmuring) isi baat ka to dukh hai! Agar tum doctor na hoti to abhi daantne ke bajaye pareshaan horahi hoti!
Ri: (glaring) kya kaha?
Ar: (scared) k-kuch nahi!!!

Ar: Armaan Malik, India ka sabse bada business tycoon, jo kissi se nahi darta, aaj apni biwi se dara hai!

She cleaned is wounds with great difficulty. While she was cleaning his wound, Ananya banged into the room in tears. She ran to armaan.

An: Armaan! Beta yeh kya haal bana liya hai?
Ar: oh come on mom aap bhi?
An: kya main bhi?
Ri: mom yeh iss chot ko maamoli samaj Raha hai!!
An: Armaan are you out of your mind? Tumhara haath fracture hogaya hai!!!
Ar: (holding his head with one hand) oh god!
Ni: bhai mom sahi keh rahi hain!!!
Ar: (mumbling) kitna badkismat hun main? Ghar mein teen teen aurton ke saat akela mard!
Ri: (glaring) Kya kaha?
Ar: kuch nahi Jaan! Main to Bus yeh kehra tha ke I'm soo lucky ke aap log meri itni seva kare ho!!!
Ananya glared at him and went downstairs to make food followed by Nikki. Riddhima glared at armaan while he made a puppy face.

EVENING

Riddhima brought armaan downstairs with a lot of struggling as he was injured and couldn't walk properly.  Dinner was ready so they all went and sat on the dining table. Riddhima and Ananya served food. Armaan seeing the got a wide smile on his face, until Riddhima served him a bowl filled with soup. He looked at riddhima horrified. His face was opened like a huge O. Ananya and Nikki saw this and were confused at his expressions!

Ni: Kya hoa bhai kha kyun nahi rahe?
Ar: mujhe yeh nahi peena!!!
An: Armaan chup karke piyo yeh!!

Armaan pouted and looked towards riddhima.

Ri: Armaan don't think that I'm gonna melt seeing that expression!
Ar: acha peera hunn! At least tum pila do!
Ni: ohhhhhh!
Ar: oye dirty mind! Main to isiliye keh Raha Hun kyun ke mera right haath fractured hai!

Riddhima blushed Crimson red. Armaan was loving her blushing cheeks. She sat down next to Armaan and started to feed him. he was looking at her passionately while she was becoming more nervous under his gaze. Ananya saw this and controlled her laugh. She cough bring AR out of their trance.

An: ahem ahem! Beta dehaan se soup piyo Kahin ghir na jaye!

Riddhima jerked out of her thoughts and abit of the soup fell from the spoon on her lap.

Ri: main Change karke atti hunn!

She ran as fast as she could. Whilst Nikki and Ananya laughed. Armaan felt nervous so he also excused his self!

Night, In AR Room

Armaan was resting in bed while riddhima was arranging something's in the closet. She was unaware of armaan's gaze. God knows from when he was staring at her. She turned around only to look at armaan who busy staring at her. She came towards him and sat next to him.

Ri: Armaan kidhar ghum ho?
Ar: (jerking out if his thoughts) huh? Kuch nahi!
Ri: (nervously) woh… yeh tum apne shirt badal lo!!

When she said about Changing clothes he understood that she was feeling nervous under his gaze. She was going away when he pulled her back with his left hand and she fell in his lap. Her face was 2 inches away from armaan.

Ri: Armaan how do you manage to pull me like this when you hand is fractured?
Ar: biwi sahiba agar aapko yaad ho to mera right hand fracture hoa hai! Left nahi!
Ri: (giving him the shirt) acha yeh change karlo!

She tried to get up but he pulled her back.

Ri: (whining) kya hai?
Ar: Jaan mera haath fractured hai, isiliye tume yeh shirt mujhe pehnani hogi

She sighed and help him change his clothes.

2 WEEKS LATER

Armaan was better now. All his bruises were healed except his fractured hand. Now it only had a white bandaid on his hand.

He was finally getting ready for office as riddhima didn't let him go to office till 2 weeks.
He was standing in front of riddhima who was trying to button his shirt. After so much pleases, armaan finally convince her saying that his right hand is still hurting. She was trying to button his shirt while he was playing with her hair.

Ri: tck armaan!!!
Ar: kya hai tum karo aapna kaam aur mujhe aapna karne do!
Ri: waise you know kabhi kabhi kabaar lagta hai ke tum woh workaholic armaan lagte hi nahi ho!
Ar: kyun?
Ri: kyunke workaholic armaan kaam ke siwaye kissi aur ke barre mein nahi sochta! Aur yeh armaan, yeh, isse to romance ke siwaye kuch aur nahi soojta!!
Ar: acha? To tume konsa armaan pasand hai?
Ri: (shying) jo abhi mera saamne khara hai!
Ar: (pulling her closer) aur mujhe meri yeh BIWI NUMBER pasand hai!

Saying so, he took her into a deep passionate kiss.

Heyya peeps!!!
I hope you remember me!!!
I know haven't updated from a long time but promise to update my 2 ffs! This One shot is a special demand from my FB Friend Manali!! Hope you all liked it
Luv humaira"

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