Monday, 19 November 2018

One Shot : Angry Bird


V:hello everyone FM 89.88 pe aap sabke favourite show 'Dil Ki Bat' pe aap sabke sawagat krte h apke pyare RJ Ridz.. To jaise ab sab jante h hamare show Dil ki Bat pe aap sab share kar sakte h apne apne dil ki bat aur sath songs ki request b kar sakte h.. Aur har month ki last wednesday k tarah aaj b ap kar sakte h humse directly bat..to phir intezar kis bat ki apna mobile uthaiye aur dial kijiye 0000000 number pe..
Ok to dekhte h kon h humara pehla lucky caller..
Rj:hello frnd kon h hamare sath?
C:Ammy.. Pehchana ya bhul gaye??
Rj:tumhe kaise bhul sakti hu ammy tum to hamare regular listener ho..to bolo aaj kya wish h tumhara?

Am: wish to mera pura ho hi gaya tumse bat krne ka chance jo mil gaye..
Rj:hahaha accha
Am:tumhe kisine bataya kya?
Rj:kya??
Am:ki tumhare voice aur smile kitna beautiful h..
Rj:haha han ammy bahut sare logo ne bataya h
Am:par maine to nhi bataya na.. To ab bol raha hu tumhare voice aur smile bahut hi beautiful h dil krta h bas sunta rahu
Rj:accha thik h to phir sunte raho..
Ok guys now this song for all of u 'Tum hi ho' from Ashiki 2.. Ake bat krte h nxt caller se..
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In a Office
G:Kya yar AMMY tu to bahut lucky h yar tera
number hamesha lag jata h aur ak
main kitna koshis krti hu par number
lagtai nhi..
A:kaha hamesha lagta hain
Sri..kabhi kabar mera b to miss
hota h(sadly)
S:accha ye bata tera file complete huya
ki nhi?
A:bas thoda sa baki h pehle ye show
sun lu phir complete karta hu...
S:han pata tu kabhi tera ye ridz ka
show 'Dill ki bat' chodkar kuch nhi
krta.. Ye bata tu to apna ghar jane
wala tha na kab jayega?
A:haan..train k ticket booking ho gaya
h parso hi jana h..
S: iss bar jake ak gf jarur banana..yaha
to tujhe koi pasand hi nhi hota..
A:gf ki kya jarurat RJ Ridz aur tu h na
mere liye
S: Ridz ka to pata nhi par m taiyar
hu..tu bas tere jeju se permission le
lena..
A:vo to vo khusi khusi de dega tujhse
chutkara jo mil jayega bechara ko..
S: (Playfully hitting him) Ammyy !!
A:ok baba sorry..ab jaa yaha se mujhe
mera show sunne de..
S:han han sunte reh tu ye..m chalti hu
mujhe kaam h..
A:han bhag eha se..

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2 days later
Rail Station
A boy was sitting on his seat in a train..
The train didn't contain a lot of
passenger.. Just a few passenger were
travelling in it..the boy was rubbing his
forehead contineously..when a girl
entered there while talking in phn..
G:aree mumma ab m choti thodi hu jo
akele nhi ja sakti....mumma ap tension
mat lo m time pe poch jayungi....ok
byeee muahh
She goes and sit in front of the
boy..she gives a smile to him which he
didn't return at all..
She murmured to herself 'Strange' ..
The train start for its destination.. Few minutes later the girl start playing
'Angry bird' keeping the phn in full
sound.. And the boy was rubbing his
forehead in irritation as he was having
a headache..
Boy to the girl: excuse me..aap jara
apne phn ka volum kam karenge
plz..mujhe headache ho raha h..
The girl didn't pay any attention to his
request and keep playing the
game..and she was also shouting
YESSSS/OH NOOO in her victory or loss..
In irritation the boy got up from his
seat and shift to another seat in a
distance from the girl and murmured
to himself 'Stange'..
As there was few passenger there it
was easy for him to find a vacant place to shift..
After an hour later the train stopped
suddenly..and the girl also stopped
her game..
G:ab iss train ko kya huya?
Just then she heard a announcement
stating the train can't go further as
there was some problem in rail line
and it will take at least 1 day to repair..
All the passenger got down from the
train..
The girl also got down and goes to a
shopkeeper and ask, vaiya ji yaha se
pune kitna dur h? Aur koi bus h kya
pune ka?
SK: Ji nhi madam ji yaha se pune ka koi
bus nhi h..aur pune yaha se bahut dur
h..
G:ab m kya karu..?? Just then she noticed
the boy walking on the road
with his bag..
She quickly follow him with her bags
and starts walking with him..
G: hii
B: didn't reply
G: accha suniye apko to headache h
na..mere pass headache ki med h..aap
logi??
The boy looks at her and then nod his
head in affirmative.. The girl smiled and start searching for
the med in her vanity bag..after 2
minutes she got it and gives the boy..
He eat the med with water and then
they again start walking..
G:apko kaha jana h?
B:pune
G:woww mujhe b kya ap mujhe lift denge plz plz plz
B:nhi..
G:(innocently) Par kyu??
B: kyuki mujhe khud lift ki jarurat h..
At this they both laughed..
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After half an hour walking they both
got tired.
G: uff m aur chal nhi sakti..plz thodi der rukiye..
B:samne ak dhaba dikh raha h chaliye
yaha jake bethte h aur kuch kha b lete
h..
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The girl was eating like she was
starving for months..and the boy just
keep looking at her.. Suddenly she start coughing but there
was no water..the jug was empty..he
take out his water bottle from his bag
and gave her to drink..she hurriedly
drank water from that bottle..
B:aap aram se ye sab finish kijiye m koi
gari ka intezam krne ki koshis krta
hu..
Saying this he left in search of car or
taxi..
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Half an hour later
The boy come after hireing a car.. But
didn't found the girl there.. He search
her every corner of that dhaba but no trance of her..now he become
panicked for her..
B:shittt..kaha gaye
ye ladki..use to is raste ka kuch pata b
nhi.. Kuch problem m to nhi phas
gaye.. Shit kaha h ye..
Just then he found her outside at
road..he become so angry..goes near
her and brust out in anger..
B:kaha thi
tum? Jante ho m kitna pereshan ho
gaya tha? Pagalo ki tarah dhund raha
tha sab jagah..aur tum.??ab kuch bolte kyu nhi?? (unknowingly he start
calling her TUM instead of Aap )
G:(in mind ye mere liye itna pereshan
kyu hone lage?? strange!!) m to
dekhne aye thi kisise lift milte h ki nhi..
B:to aise chale ayogi bina kuch
kahe..bolke ana chahiye tha na..accha
ak kam karo mujhe apna number do..
G:kyu??
B:kyuki agar agle bar agar kuch huya
to m tumhe call kar saku..ab bolo b
G:hmm ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤
B:saving the num hmm ab chalo gari
ka intezam ho gaye..
G:haan chaliye (in mind pata nhi kiska
num de di )
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G:looking at the car ye car hume pune
tak le jayegi??
B:han kyu kya huya?
G:is car ko dekha h?? Ye dabba chal b payega ki nhi?
B:tumhe jana h ki m akele chali jayu?
G:han han chaliye.. (In mind stupid
mokney)
B:kuch kaha?
G:ji bilkul nhi
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In car
The girl take out a chockolate from her
bag.. Unwrap it and was about to take a bite when stopped and breaking it
half she forward it to him but didn't
say a word.. He take it and murmured
ANGRY BIRD..
G:(angrily) hello Mr. I'm not angry bird
I'm Ridhima Gupta..
B:Hi I'm Arman Mallik giving his hand
for shake.. :)
But she didn't give her
hand..
R: hawww aap to bahut chalak ho..bahut accha tarika k girls k nam
janne ki..
A: just smile at her childish nature..
And said in mind CRAZY ANGRY BIRD
nhi nhi STRANGE ANGRY BIRD
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After few minutes the car stopped at
the middle of a bridge..
R:ab kya huya ye car kyu ruk gaye?
Driver: jara rukiye hum check krte h..
A: chalo hum bahar jake rukte h..
They stand at the edge of bridge and
keep looking at water..
A:accha tum rehte kaha ho aur kya
krti ho?
R: looking at him ab m apna nam kya
bata diya to aap samajh ne lage m apne bio data b de dungi apko..
A:tum hamesha aise angry bird ki
tarah rehti ho kya?
R:ji nhi m to hamesha cool rehti hu..
A:accha to tum kabhi sad nhi hoti?
R:bahut kam aur jab hoti hu to bas ramna park chali jati hu yaha jake lake
k pass kuch der bethne se meri sare
sadness dur ho jati h..
Driver: sab ye car aur samne nhi ja
gayegi..
A:whatt?? Par kyu?
D:gari kharab ho gaye sab ab thik nhi
hoga..
Ridhima once glared at arman angrily
then walks towards car and taking her
bags start walking..arman also
followed her with his bag after paying
the driver..
R:ye sab kuch apke wajah se huya..m
to pehle hi kaha tha ye dabba jaise car
hume pune tak kaise le ja sakte h..par
janab ko to apne man mani krna
tha..ab dekhliya natija..
A:aree par m to...
R:just shut up.. Ab aap apne raste aur
m apne..saying this she start walking
ahead..arman still following her..
R: (turning back and showing her
index finger) ap phir mere picha kar
rahi ho..mana kiya na..jao ap apna
rasta dekho jao
A: ohho angry bird mera bat to suno..
R:nhi sunna mujhe koi bat and she again start walking..

Some boys were sitting there and they
withnessed the scene and thought the
boy is harrassing the girl..they
stopped arman and start threatening
him..
1st:oye ye sab kya h han?
2nd:ladki dekhi nhi ki piche padh
gaye..eveteasing haan??
3rd:chal ise acche se sabak sikhate h
taki agle bar ladki ko akh uthake b
dekhne se darr jaye..
2nd:han sahi kaha
A: are ye aap log kya bol rahi ho..aap
jaisa soch rahi ho aise kuch nhi..
1st:pakad jane k bad sab yahi bolte h..
3rd:chal ise police k hawale krte h..
A:POLICEEE :o
Ridhima who was now in little ahead
from them turns back feeling arman
not behind her and saw him with
some boys quarelling.. She goes near
them
R:kya huya yaha?
2nd: sister ap tension mat lo hum ise
abhi police k hawale kar denge..
R:kyu??
1st: ye ladka apko pereshan kar rahe
the na isliye..
R: ji nhi bhaiya i apreciate ur work par
aap log galat samajh rahe h..m inhe
janti hu..dost h ye meri
3rd:ohh sorry hume laga ye apko
pereshan kar raha h..sorry bhaiya
A:age se kuch krne k pehle thik se pata laga lena..
R:dekha ab agar m na ati to kya
hota..mana kiya tha na piche piche ane ko..
A:to phir kya karu
??
R:kya karu matlab..sath sath chaliye
aur kya??
Both in mind: Ajeb pagal
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After a lot of trying from both side finally ridhima successed in getting lift to pune.. And now they r standing on a loaded truck..finding a space Ridhima sit down there..
A:kya m b beth sakta hu?
R:agar mana karu to nhi bethenge?
A:nhi
R:thik h aap beth sakte h par ak shart h..
A: kaisa shart??
R:apko ak gana sunana padhega..
Arman didn't said anythink he just sat down beside her..
R:huhh pata tha mujhe nhi ate honge apko.. Saying this she looks other side when she heard him singing...
A: hain humnava mujhe apna bana le
Sukhi pari dil ki iss jamin ko bhega de
Hmmmmm huya ki la
Jara hath bara de
Sukhi pari dil ki is jamin ko bhega de
Kabse main dard dard de raha
Mushafir dil ko pana de
Tu abargi dil ko meri aaj thehra de
Ho sake to thoda pyar jata de
Sukhi pari dil ki iss jamin ko bhega de ....
R:hmm not bad
A:(bending head) thnk u..ak bat bolu
R:hmm
A:tumhare voice mere ak favourite insan se milte h
R:accha kisse?? Apke gf?
A:haan..mere gf Rj ridz
R:(loudly)Whatttt?? Ridz!!!
A:han tum jante ho use.. M to uske bahut bara fan hu..aur m kabhi uske show Dil ki Bat miss nhi krta..
R:oh accha to vo tumhare gf h?
A: han mere office m sab yahi bolte h..
R: ooh to aap kabhi uss show pe msg ya phn kyu nhi krte?
A:krta hu na..par tumhe kaise pata
R:vo kyuki maine kabhi apka nam nhi suni na is show m..
A:vo to isliye kyuki ..... He couldn't complete his sentence as ridhima's mobile start ringing..
R:hello mumma....vo mumma raste m train kharab ho gaye isliye ane m thodi late hogayi...uffo mumma tension mat lo m bas 1 hour m poch jayungi...ok bye
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1 hour later the truck stopped at pune..in the meanwhile AR both become friend and more comfortable with each other. They just talk randomly teasing each other..and finally its time to separate..
R:umm so bye
A:hmm yaha se akele ja poyoge??
R:yeah.. Rickshaw!! Rickshaw agaye to m chalti hu..
A:ok bye.. I'll call u..
R:mujhe intezar rahegi..
Phir vo rickshaw m uthke chali jati h aur arman b chala jata h..
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At night
Arman dials ridhima's number..
V:hello kon h?
A:ji aap kon? aur ridhima kaha h?
V:kon ridhima?? m koi ridhima ko nhi janta..
A:aree par ye number to ridhima ka h na?
V:ji nhi ye mera number h
A:aap kaha se bol rahe ho?
V: JP Pan store se hum jagjit pathan bol rahe h..
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R:ye arman call kyu nhi kar raha abhi tak..kya usko meri yad nhi araha..koi bat nhi m hi call krti hu..par mere pass to uske number hi nhi h..par vo to call...OH SHITTT!! maine to use galat num diya tha.. Bad m right num dena to bhul hi gaye..ab kya karu??
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1 week later back to mumbai
G:aisa koi krta h kya?? Pehli bar tujhe koi pasand aye..aur tune use apna galat num de di.. Aur khud b uske num nhi li
R:aree nishi aise kaise num de deti m use janti tak nhi thi..aur socha tha bad m correct num de dungi lekin yad nhi rahi to m kya karu?
N:kuch b kar par meri dimag mat kha..galti tune ki rasta b tu hi nikal..
R:nishi jani aise mat bol kuch to idea de
N:hmm tu ak kar fb twitter whatsapp in sab m search kar k dekh..
R:aww great idea nishi love u
N:mujhse ya us arman se? ;)
R:umm sochna padhega..
N:haww ridz
R:accha sun kya aaj tu meri proxi kar degi plz mera mood nhi h..aur tabiyat b acchi nhi lag rahi..
N:vo to m kar dungi par teri fans gussa to nhi karenge na apne fvrt RJ Ridz k jagah RJ Nish ko dekhke..
R:bilkul nhi kyuki vo log teri b fans h..ab jaldi jaa warna show k liye late ho jayegi..
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Office
A:yar sri teri ye idea b flop ho gaye..search krne pe to itne sare ridhima gupta agaye par inme se koi b mera ridhima nhi h..
S: ohho teri ridhima??
A:dekh joke mat kar abhi mood nhi h..
S:accha to kya aaj janab apne fvrt Ridz ka show b nhi sunega..?
A:aree han m to bhul hi gaya vo b ye show sunte h m isme ak msg bhejti hu uske liye..
S:kya likhega??
A: ''Dear angry bird m tumhe bahut miss kar raha hu.aur tumhe pagalo ki tarah dund raha ha..agar tum b mujhe miss kar rahe ho to phir sham ko apne favourite lake pe ana mujhe tumhara intezar rahega..''
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Next week
In this week arman har sham ko us lake pe jata tha par ridhima ka koi khabar nhi..so one day he made a big poster and hang it with a big tree..
''Angry bird urf Ridhima Gupta mujhe vishwas h ki tum yaha jarur ayogi.. Isiliye m apna number chod raha hu..tumhe ye poster dekhte hi mujhe call krna..Intezar rahega tumhare call k..
Arman Mallik @0000000''
3 days later
N:hi ridz teri tabiyat kaise h abhi? Fever kam huya na?
R:haan nishi fever chali gaye ab m thik hu..
N:tune to mujhe dara hi diya tha aise achanak se fever kaise ho gaye tujhe?
R:pata nhi yarr.. Mumma ne b call kiya tha ghar jane ko bol rahi
N:hmm to kab jayegi?
R:do din bad.
N:teri arman ka kuch pata chala?
R:(sadly) nhi..
N:udas mat ho mill jayegi aur kya pata shayed phir ghar jate wakt raste m mil jaye..waise pata h teri show m b teri tahar ak ashik ka msg aya tha...
R:kyu?? kya likha tha?
N:kisi angry bird k liye likha tha uss bechara b kisiko dhund raha h..
R:(shocke+exited) angry bird!!! Aur kya likha tha usne? Kya nam h uska?
A:nam to yad nhi par likha tha uske liye uske favourite lake pe intezar karega..
R:whatt?? Ye bat tu mujhe pehle kyu nhi bataya yar??
N:kyu kya khas h isme? 1 minute koi yahi vo arman mallik h kya?
R:haan buddhu ab chal jaldi hume lake jana h..
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A:hello
V:hello majnu apna angry bird bird mila kya??
A:bhai agar mil jaye to m jake uska b ak poster bana k tana dunga aap chinta mat karo..
Arman angrily cut the call.. Few minutes later again his cell start ringing..
A:hello
V:arman mallik??
A:ji aap kon?
V: m teri angry bird k husband..bat krni h usse han? Sala majnu giri dikhata h..apne number
Before he could say something more arman cut the call..and switched off his cell
S:are phn kyu band kar di? Agar usne phn kiya to?
A:band na karu to aur kya karu 3 din se ye log call krke pata nhi kya kya bol rahe..2 din phn band rahega to ye log call krna band kar dega aur rahi bat ridhima ki to agar mere liye uske andar koi feelings hogi to vo do din kyu 2 saal tak b mere num try karegi..
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N:are wah manni padhegi teri arman to bahut chalak h yar..kya mast idea h hahahaha
R:shut up mujhe pehle call krne de..
'The number u have called is currently swiched off plz try late'
R:aree ye number to swiched off bol rahe..
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Two days later
Arman swiched on his cell and got a msg..
''arman pata nhi kyu tum apna phn swiched off rakha h..btw m aaj apne ghar ja rahi hu Pune same train same time..agar hum dono k bech kuch h to tum mujhe station m jarur milogi..
Tumhara Angry bird''
Arman read the msg and found 138 missed call alert from the same number..he checked the time only 40 minute left for the train..he hurriedly get out from his appartment and hired a taxi..he keeps dialing her num bt no answer.. As she was also on a taxi and couldn't hear the ringtone...
After 25 minutes his taxi got stuck in traffic jam..he comes out from the taxi and start running towards station..
He reached the station but couldn't found the train..he checked the time and saw he was 5 minutes late..his eyes become wet in sadness..
He turns around to leave when something cought his attention loud sound was coming from behind a pillar..some one was playing angry bird.. A small smile played on his lips..he goes behind the pillar and found HER Ridhima gupta. She was playing angry bird with a sulking sad face..
A:excuse me jara sound kam karenge plz mujhe headache ho raha h
Ridhima looks at him shocked expression was visible all over her face.. Soon that turns to a unbelievable happiness..
R:armaaan
Soon they both hugs each other as tight as they can..
A:mujhe laga m late ho gaye
R:vo to tum huye hi ho vo tumhara luck accha h ki kuch problem k karan aaj train 1 hour late h..
A:hmm train m problem hamesha mere liye lucky hota h..
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They were sitting there holding each others hand..enjoying the togetherness. When arman's cell start ringing..
A:my best frnd Sri.. Hello (keeping the phn in loudspeaker)
S:Ammy kaha h tu.. Itna late ho gaye office kyu nhi aya abhi tak??
Ridhima looks at arman shockingly AMMY!!
A:kyu m abhi apna gf k sath busy hu.. He said smilingly
S:accha konsi gf? Ridhima ya ridz??
Before arman could answer ridhima replied
R:dono k sath
A/S: dono???
R:haan 2 in 1 .
A:matlab tumhi
R: itna bara fan bolte ho khud ko aur meri voice nhi pehchan paye??
S:are wah ammy tujhe to ridz aur ridhima dono mil gaye 2 in 1
A:nhi 3 in 1 ye mera ANGRY BIRD b to h..


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